StanBurdman spewing more nonsense from his Pie-hole.

Posted: September 6, 2010 in Shitty Video game Reviewers

I really just don’t get this guy. As I have stated before, It’s horribly apparent that he doesn’t know shit about games.

This is one of those times where he takes on an easy target. An unlicensed NES game. OF COURSE IT SUCKS, THAT’S WHY IT’S UNLICENSED.

Oh right, the game came from the depths of hell, and it’s your old “nemesis” My assumption is that this statement is supposed to be “ironic” and “funny” but it’s just fucking lame. I did laugh my ass off when he stated in the beginning of the video that he “played the game for 10 mins before making the video” Yeah, right Stan, you never played the game before, you just chose a random unlicensed NES game and popped it in. Or, maybe that is what you do and that’s why your videos always suck balls. Either way it sounds moronic for you to say that. It’s like reading Twitter or Facebook feeds of someone constantly telling you what they fucking ate for dinner. No one cares.

Then like he says in LITERALLY every video he makes, “This is one of the worst games you will ever see” Oh great, can’t wait to watch you review another game and say “Rhinoceros diarrhea” because that is so original. His description of the Title screen is even more laughable “You have this green dick fucking a wall” Stan, I know I have said this before, but you must be fucking retarded. Anyone looking at that title screen can tell without any doubt that is supposed to be a tentacle. For an unlicensed NES game, the title screen graphics are actually quite clear. You are reaching saying that looks anything like a dick. But maybe you were just hoping that it was a dick since you probably got a stiffy watching it. Oh, and King Neptune isn’t sleeping, as anyone with a brain can obviously see that he is moving….Wow your idiocy really knows no bounds. So now it’s the Jolly green giant raping his house? Did you smoke crack before you recorded this?? You’re really reaching now Stan..

He starts reading the story background that is prominently displayed on the screen, which any literate person can read…oh but wait you say “who gives a fuck” and stop reading it? What was the point in that?

What the fuck did you mean “I don’t know how a flame stains a flame”?? “Happiness is one of those Jewish things that Jewish Lights”?? What the fuck, how did that make the cut, do you even edit your videos? If so, I’d hate to see the outtakes. It sounds like you are doing your research while you are filming the review…way to waste our time.

This is only 1 minute into the review and I want to shoot myself.

Oh, and Stan, why the fuck do you need to yell? You realize that you are talking into a mic, and recording a video right? Your not in some crowded bar douchebag. He’s probably one of those annoying pricks that yells even in a casual conversation.

Conglaturation!!! Stan, You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go fuck yourself.

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Comments
  1. David says:

    I like how there’s sometimes two to three question marks to show how angry you are.

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